Lately I’ve been having strange dreams:

Britney Spears telephoning me- and us talking about her recent success at video music awards, me congratulating her

An extremely violent post-apocalyptic battle that goes on until our small group is the only living unit we know of. While wandering the dystopian wasteland we discover an electrified fence, on the other side of which is a full parking lot with a distant observation tower obscured in the trees. There are a number of individuals’ faces superimposed over the scene, looking down at us in our realization that our violent reality is in fact just a construct of someone else’s fantasy…

Giant, super-intelligent bears able to jump 4 stories high, attacking me in some sort of old Victorian-era house while I’m watching fearfully through turreted windows - seriously was terrified even though it sounds really silly.